I always get a good laugh out of haikus about computers and Windows.

In case you've never studied poetry, haikus are a Japanese poetic form that consists of three lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables each.  Here's example of a classic Japanese haiku from the Basho period:

Furu ike ya kawazu tobikomu mizu no oto
an old pond—
the sound of a frog jumping
into water

So if you're looking for something more applicable to your work, check out http://www.geocities.com/katieo.geo/HiakuMS.html.  It's good for a laugh.

Now, I think we - as database professions - should come up with some of our own that apply to databases, SQL, and SQL Server!

Cheers,

-Kev